Articles in the wii Category
Mrs. Henderson wasn’t the first to make a move, sexually. Ms. Viola had filled Pit’s locker with naked Polaroids, close-up pictures of her nether-regions trimmed in the shape a Mirror Shield. Even Mr. Dyer had begun watching him during those long walks from gym shower to gym locker.
The massage parlor quickly acquired a reputation among visitors as the place to go if you needed to “recalibrate your remote”. A police sting found on several occasions that there were a number of sexual acts being offered by the staff, as well as a copy of Rayman: Raving Rabbids, to build forearm strength.
Pokemon number 185 stares at the television with black, beady eyes. It’s firmly planted on the navy blue rug and looks like it hasn’t budged in days. It has a permanent smile on its face, but I can tell there’s no joy left inside that rock hard trunk. Only emptiness.
It was an operation that cost around 999 rupees and emptied the coffers of the Hyrule Environmental Protection Commission, though it is believed that they quickly recouped this by cutting large areas of grass in Hyrule field and uncovering more rupees than they could fit into their oddly small wallets.
The placard placed in front of the coat hanger peripheral says nothing more than “Coat Hanger Add-On, Release Date TBD.” The object itself is attached to the standard Wiimote, plugged in at the bottom of the device where the nun chuck is typically inserted. Hanging from it is a pair of snazzy brown slacks.
Scott Little, a 315 pound French horn player for the Glenwood High Marching Band, announced today that the WiiFit Plus will likely inspire him to practice a healthier lifestyle, before sending him into a shame fueled tailspin of Big Macs and Nutter Butters.
Detroit’s fans, who put up with last season’s 0-16 record along with a disintegrating automotive industry, are now founding their hopes of a brighter future on the downloadable content. A groundswell of optimistic fans believes the DLC might even return the team (and the city) to relevancy.
