Great Court Cases in Video Game History
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While most gamers are all too familiar with the Super Mario Bros., few remember the enigmatic Fantastic Steve Cousins. Accompanied by his cousin, Ralph, Fantastic Steve led players on a magical journey through the Sausage Fiefdom. When the Mario Bros. soared to fame a few years later, Fantastic Steve sued the plumber for stealing his act. Unfortunately, Fantastic Steve was found dead before the trial began, leading to further speculation on Mario’s involvement with La Cosa Nostra.

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Terminator Salvation: The Movie: The Game Becomes Self-Aware
Tuesday, Apr 14, 2009 – 9:33
Terminator Salvation: The Movie: The Game Becomes Self-Aware

When reached for comment Terminator Salvation: The Movie: The Game said it has postponed Judgment Day “to summer in Europe and really think things over,” but doom is still “possibly imminent.”

Solid Snake Must Be Somewhere in This Warehouse
Wednesday, Feb 18, 2009 – 5:00
Solid Snake Must Be Somewhere in This Warehouse

The military community have banded together to devote time and energy into locating the missing spy. So far, they have uncovered twenty pounds of yellow cake uranium and the skeleton of a Russian mail order bride. Both were repackaged and placed back on their shelves.

Activision Strikes Gold with “Guitar Has Been”
Sunday, Feb 1, 2009 – 14:39
Activision Strikes Gold with “Guitar Has Been”

Activision’s CEO, Bobby Kotick, has been outspoken about the game’s ability to channel the human desire to be a C-list celebrity. “The cheap booze, the empty flings, the economy class flights—these are the things gamers want to experience. Guitar Has Been provides them without the STDs, years of parental failure or crippling shame of bankruptcy.

Killzone 2 Prompts Local AV Club to Burn Xboxs
Monday, Jan 26, 2009 – 8:55
Killzone 2 Prompts Local AV Club to Burn Xboxs

The 360’s hard plastic shell, designed to withstand overheating, reportedly made poor bonfire tinder, but the Wheat Ridge AV Club’s persistence (along with 4 gallons of gasoline) helped them coax a steady flame.

San d’Oria To Lay Off Thousands Of Black Mages, Corsairs
Saturday, Jan 24, 2009 – 16:13
San d’Oria To Lay Off Thousands Of Black Mages, Corsairs

“To unceremoniously dump them is a grievous error on the part of the d’Oraguilles. If I was the Shadow Lord, I would certainly see this as a prime opportunity to conquer the world. I’m not the Shadow Lord, though. I want to make that clear. I am not the Shadow Lord.”

Microsoft Congratulates Barack Obama, Disrespects…
Wednesday, Jan 21, 2009 – 10:35
Microsoft Congratulates Barack Obama, Disrespects…

Additionally, Microsoft and third party publishers will be releasing a number of games for Xbox 360 both in retail stores and via Xbox Live Arcade’s download service. While it is too early to announce the specific games titles, Xbox 360 owners should rest assured that all Xbox 360 games will take full advantage of Microsoft’s innovative Xbox 360 controller, which features two analog sticks, a digital pad, four main face buttons, two analog shoulder buttons, two additional shoulder buttons (or “bumpers”), a Start Button, and a Back button. With the Xbox 360 controller providing so many methods of input, game developers can let their imaginations run wild and create unparalleled software for Xbox 360 that cannot be found on other video game consoles.

New Resident Evil 5 NPC’s Announced, Screenshot
Monday, Jan 19, 2009 – 20:35
New Resident Evil 5 NPC’s Announced, Screenshot

In response to growing concerns that Resident Evil 5 will lack an ethnically diverse cast, Capcom have added 5 new playable characters. Say hello to the Cunninghams!

8 Ways In Which Dynasty Warriors Completely Disregards Sun Tzu’s ‘The Art of War’
Sunday, Dec 28, 2008 – 0:27
8 Ways In Which Dynasty Warriors Completely Disregards Sun Tzu’s ‘The Art of War’

Dynasty Warriors says: fighting with a small army under your command is no different from fighting with a large one: it is merely a question of whether or not you have another fifteen minutes to blow before dinner.