While most gamers are all too familiar with the Super Mario Bros., few remember the enigmatic Fantastic Steve Cousins. Accompanied by his cousin, Ralph, Fantastic Steve led players on a magical journey through the Sausage Fiefdom. When the Mario Bros. soared to fame a few years later, Fantastic Steve sued the plumber for stealing his act. Unfortunately, Fantastic Steve was found dead before the trial began, leading to further speculation on Mario’s involvement with La Cosa Nostra.
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Well, shit. We’ve got iPad fever. The thing may be the cure to everything that’s wrong with our lives, but we must remember our conflicted relationship with the iPhone. For one, it didn’t get us laid. Then, we lost our jobs because of DoodleJump. And third… wait, what’s this 40 minute long voicemail I just got from my dad?
Holy shit, the new Modern Warfare 2 maps are going to be $15. $15 for idiots to lecture us, then teabag us. $15 for decreased Google-ability for our friend the Cod. At least it wasn’t $15 that mom spent on another copy of Modern Warfare: Reflex.
In front of the Apple Store
Everyone you know is trying not to make eye contact with you.
We were trapped in a cave in. When we heard the scratching, we were sure that was that. Damnation and salvation had rutted so much that day, we couldn’t tell the Devil from Jesus. We sat, weakened, hearing the noise get closer and closer. We weren’t expecting a man in a blue and white jumpsuit. If this was Jesus, then Disco was surely alive and well in Heaven.
1. Professor Layton and the Curious Shire
2. Cooking Mama: Turkish Kebab
3. Guitar Hero: British Empire Tour
4. Call of Duty: Maginal Line
5. Civilization: Apartheid
“One more fight,” Aaron says, his gaze focused on the screen. The 3rd period of the game has begun. There are no points on the board, because they’ve been fighting the whole time. “But we’ll have to play more hockey,” Peter complains. “Just keep checking my dude,” Aaron says.
Mulgore, 9:33 GMT
Roggie and Siri Two-Moons sat on top of a hill and watched the clouds for two hours before realizing that they were actually plumes of smoke, and that an Alliance raid had destroyed Orgrimmar.