While most gamers are all too familiar with the Super Mario Bros., few remember the enigmatic Fantastic Steve Cousins. Accompanied by his cousin, Ralph, Fantastic Steve led players on a magical journey through the Sausage Fiefdom. When the Mario Bros. soared to fame a few years later, Fantastic Steve sued the plumber for stealing his act. Unfortunately, Fantastic Steve was found dead before the trial began, leading to further speculation on Mario’s involvement with La Cosa Nostra.
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Well, shit. We’ve got iPad fever. The thing may be the cure to everything that’s wrong with our lives, but we must remember our conflicted relationship with the iPhone. For one, it didn’t get us laid. Then, we lost our jobs because of DoodleJump. And third… wait, what’s this 40 minute long voicemail I just got from my dad?
Man, there’s nothing quite like that post-Oscar’s Monday morning hangover. Despite being ecstatic that the Hurt Locker won, we here at Hardcasual are feeling a little confused this morning by a few things. Like, why wasn’t Eddie Murphy in the In Memoriam? And why did Steve Martin say that Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire was a good adaptation of the video game? Did he even play that thing?
In front of the Apple Store
Everyone you know is trying not to make eye contact with you.
This is strange. Usually Tali’Zorah launches the conversation in any number of interesting directions, each more compelling than the one before it: should we fight the Geth? can we trust Cerberus? may I unzip my space blouse?
“this will make an awesome movie some day!!! (too bad Will Smith is dead) 
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According to Mr. Bomberman, he and his allies are fighting a ‘holy war’ against the ‘forces of evil’ embedded in this country, one that can ‘only be won through acts of vilence.’ [sic] He ‘has no remorse for baby killers,’ all of whom he believes ‘will be judged in the fiery fires of hell.’
Mulgore, 9:33 GMT
Roggie and Siri Two-Moons sat on top of a hill and watched the clouds for two hours before realizing that they were actually plumes of smoke, and that an Alliance raid had destroyed Orgrimmar.