News Brief 2/9/2010

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are tweeting in space. That’s right, after fifty long years of wasting taxpayer money on unnecessary hair cuts and fake moon landings, NASA has finally upgraded their technology, making it so astronauts can directly tweet and post pictures from way up on high. Doesn’t becoming an astronaut sound about twelve-trillion times better now? Be warned, though, looks can be deceiving.

