What would the level-headed Chomsky have to say about this? That’s right: “You never need an argument against the use of violence, you need an argument for it.” Well, Noam I can think of one good argument: the Japs started it! How ‘bout that, YOU PUSSY?!?!
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Man, there’s nothing quite like that post-Oscar’s Monday morning hangover. Despite being estatic that the Hurt Locker won, we here at Hardcasual are feeling a little confused this morning by a few things. Like, why wasn’t Eddie Murphy in the In Memorium? And why did Steve Martin say that Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire was a good adaptation of the video game? Did he even play that thing?
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are tweeting in space. That’s right, after fifty long years of wasting taxpayer money on unnecessary hair cuts and fake moon landings, NASA has finally upgraded their technology, making it so astronauts can directly tweet and post pictures from way up on high. Doesn’t becoming an astronaut sound about twelve-trillion times better now? Be warned, though, looks can be deceiving.
Detroit, Michigan
Gordon Freelander spotted chasing paparazzi off his driveway, who were snapping pictures of him as he fixed up his cherry red 1976 Ford Mustang.
The man, who looks to be around fifty years old, has ratty bleached hair and large scar across his right cheek. He is trying to collect enough change to print his own version of the Bible.
10.) Achievement unlocked: “Virgin 2.0”
9.) Don’t you hate grinding.
8.) Shh! My raid can still hear us!
7.) How do I invert your Y-axis?
6.) I call it “Active reloading.”
Mrs. Henderson wasn’t the first to make a move, sexually. Ms. Viola had filled Pit’s locker with naked Polaroids, close-up pictures of her nether-regions trimmed in the shape a Mirror Shield. Even Mr. Dyer had begun watching him during those long walks from gym shower to gym locker.
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As they washed Hippogryph shit out of their Tier 7 helms, two tauren adventurers promised themselves that they’d never exchange jewelcrafting tips beneath a flight path ever again.