While most gamers are all too familiar with the Super Mario Bros., few remember the enigmatic Fantastic Steve Cousins. Accompanied by his cousin, Ralph, Fantastic Steve led players on a magical journey through the Sausage Fiefdom. When the Mario Bros. soared to fame a few years later, Fantastic Steve sued the plumber for stealing his act. Unfortunately, Fantastic Steve was found dead before the trial began, leading to further speculation on Mario’s involvement with La Cosa Nostra.
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Well, shit. We’ve got iPad fever. The thing may be the cure to everything that’s wrong with our lives, but we must remember our conflicted relationship with the iPhone. For one, it didn’t get us laid. Then, we lost our jobs because of DoodleJump. And third… wait, what’s this 40 minute long voicemail I just got from my dad?
Man alive! Has a full week passed us by since Mass Effect 2 Day? That would certainly explain the smell in our apartment. And those angry e-mails from the boss. Um, let’s see. How did we used to do these things? Ah, fuck it. Here’s a gallery of girls in costumes.
In front of the Apple Store
Everyone you know is trying not to make eye contact with you.
What do you mean you’ve never heard of it? It’s only the coolest thing ever invented ever. Don’t let the name fool you, there’s nothing boring about it. Dad says he got it on one of his business trips to Lotsland. He goes there a lot and when he gets back he eats a lot of turkey and sleeps for days.
“this will make an awesome movie some day!!! (too bad Will Smith is dead) 
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“It’s really fun when he chases us around the neighborhood while shouting stuff,” said Aurora, who at seven is the youngest of the grandkids. “Grandpa used to do that, but he’s been really slow since his back surgery. Besides, Sinistar goes a lot faster than Grandpa ever could!”
Mulgore, 9:33 GMT
Roggie and Siri Two-Moons sat on top of a hill and watched the clouds for two hours before realizing that they were actually plumes of smoke, and that an Alliance raid had destroyed Orgrimmar.