World of Warcraft Watch 12.21.09
Monday, December 21, 2009
Undercity, 2:11 GMT
Rikspig, a reanimated corpse, had to patiently explain to his Voidwalker why he had, for years, told it that Greatfather Winter was real.
What would the level-headed Chomsky have to say about this? That’s right: “You never need an argument against the use of violence, you need an argument for it.” Well, Noam I can think of one good argument: the Japs started it! How ‘bout that, YOU PUSSY?!?!
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Man, there’s nothing quite like that post-Oscar’s Monday morning hangover. Despite being estatic that the Hurt Locker won, we here at Hardcasual are feeling a little confused this morning by a few things. Like, why wasn’t Eddie Murphy in the In Memorium? And why did Steve Martin say that Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire was a good adaptation of the video game? Did he even play that thing?
Undercity, 2:11 GMT
Rikspig, a reanimated corpse, had to patiently explain to his Voidwalker why he had, for years, told it that Greatfather Winter was real.
Detroit, Michigan
Gordon Freelander spotted chasing paparazzi off his driveway, who were snapping pictures of him as he fixed up his cherry red 1976 Ford Mustang.
To be honest, I feel the whole ‘video games as motive’ argument belittles me. I’m a thoughtful person. I meditated on killing my parents for a long time before I shot them in their stupid faces, tossed their bodies into the trunk of my Gallant, and drove it into the river.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS? – 20 Points – You were connected with five women in a row.
BUY A LOTTERY TICKET – 50 Points – A woman stopped her pathological “next”-clicking to ask you whether you wanted to see her practice her striptease routine.
“It’s time to look forward,” Gould said, “I cast aside my old name that alluded to a pill-popping, make believe ghost chasing, giant puzzle of life running type of man.”
Dalaran, 23:10 GMT
As they washed Hippogryph shit out of their Tier 7 helms, two tauren adventurers promised themselves that they’d never exchange jewelcrafting tips beneath a flight path ever again.