News Brief 12/19/09

Good news, masturbators! Playboy has picked which of this year’s digital ladies to nude code for its annual “Jerking Off to the Uncanny Valley” issue. While we love nipples handcrafted by Full Sail graduates, we think we’ll stick to our $14.95 a month subscription to World of Wankcraft, thank you very much. It’s worth noting that horny female gamers are being taken care of as well, because that dude from “Attack of the Show” is totally nude in Playgirl! Exciting, right? Right?

