7. “Mmmm, corka peta bep bep.”

“Mmm, this meal certainly reduces my hunger meter.”

6. “Barsh, purda tip peme pep, sorm zesh cartablash.”

“Miss, for an astronaut turned rock star, you make a delicious turkey.”

5. “Ahhh molombia flenny flenny.”

“Ahhh, who removed the doors from the dining room?!”

4. “Sodapat torb shesh bert tormashot greb porp.”

“I find your recycled jokes about the stressful holiday season very amusing.”

3. “Chopa grepper zet. Tep gorga seep borma.”

“Who invited that new guy? And why is he in my bedroom?”

2. “Sherm ses sklavoshi tarp, zib pertan bresh.”

“I did not mean to burn the turkey, but I could not exit the swimming pool.”

1. “Porsky slavot kevki mesh tav perskivat. Shosh tempa porpor goo resh bert farf.”

“I hear you are also having a Christmas dinner? My invitation must have been lost in the e-mail.”