Vensidia is the current top-ranked World of Warcraft guild. There seems to be nothing that Blizzard can throw at them that they can’t bat back in a matter of days. They’ve run through every dungeon, defeated every possible boss, and looted the best items. Today, Vensidia met their match: a boss with giant tits.

Deep within Blood Vixen Caverns – a 25-man instance added in the latest patch – awaits the most devious opponent Blizzard has come up with yet: Lady Bubblechest. Standing over twenty feet tall, with tits as huge as weather balloons, the final boss jiggles her way from player to player, crushing them into a fine dust with her enormous, quadruple-D chest.

“She’s impossible,” said Greenlocks, the guild’s leader. We spoke briefly over the phone during his smoke break. “My guys spent, like, twenty hours trying to beat her. We barely took off a fraction of her health. It’s like… Blizzard always does this, releases content before, y’know, making sure that it’s beatable.”

Rob Pardo, the lead designer of World of Warcraft, disagrees with Mr. Greenlocks’s assessment. “She is completely, 100% possible to defeat. We wouldn’t have released the patch if she wasn’t. We have a very capable team of game testers.”

A member of Vensidia emailed Hardcasual footage of the encounters, which we reviewed repeatedly. Set to a song by Evanescence, the footage shows Vensidia’s main tank initiating combat over and over again with Lady Bubblechest and immediately being smothered to death by her beautiful, delicious titties.

The rest of the video consists of the raid wiping, with most members not even bothering to run. They stand there with blank faces, seemingly okay with their fates.

“It’s like… not even fun,” Greenlocks told Hardcasual, pausing for what seemed like ten seconds before correcting himself. “That’s not true. It’s a blast. I actually can’t stop thinking about it. It’s been, like, running through my head all day. Which is probably not a good thing, since I’m a bus driver.”