While most gamers are all too familiar with the Super Mario Bros., few remember the enigmatic Fantastic Steve Cousins. Accompanied by his cousin, Ralph, Fantastic Steve led players on a magical journey through the Sausage Fiefdom. When the Mario Bros. soared to fame a few years later, Fantastic Steve sued the plumber for stealing his act. Unfortunately, Fantastic Steve was found dead before the trial began, leading to further speculation on Mario’s involvement with La Cosa Nostra.
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Well, shit. We’ve got iPad fever. The thing may be the cure to everything that’s wrong with our lives, but we must remember our conflicted relationship with the iPhone. For one, it didn’t get us laid. Then, we lost our jobs because of DoodleJump. And third… wait, what’s this 40 minute long voicemail I just got from my dad?
In response to growing concerns that Resident Evil 5 will lack an ethnically diverse cast, Capcom have added 5 new NPCs.
Say “Hello” to the Cunninghams!
Don’t let their smiles trick you; these zombies have a thirst for blood!
Watch out for Young Maxwell!
In front of the Apple Store
Everyone you know is trying not to make eye contact with you.
I bet you don’t have any kids. If you did, you’d know that it’s just not feasible to keep them happy for more than a few minutes. So what do we do? Shut off our ears until they tire themselves out and go back to bed. Now shut up and heal me.
But Quizno’s Pays Minimum Wage!: Buy three games that your Xbox Live friends have already had for over a month.
The autobiography of the psychic wunderkind who saved the planet over a decade ago debuted Tuesday at number three on the New York Times bestseller list and features a foreword by acclaimed inventor Doctor Andonuts. It is filled with 259 blank pages.
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Roggie and Siri Two-Moons sat on top of a hill and watched the clouds for two hours before realizing that they were actually plumes of smoke, and that an Alliance raid had destroyed Orgrimmar.