Dad Won’t Leave Pinball Museum
Monday, 03/15/10

Without another word, he’s back at a new machine, and as we stared, confused, in his direction, we could make out his muttered “oh, the action is fast on this one” and “I haven’t played pinball since Rhonda got pregnant and ruined my life.” We looked at each other – Mom’s name isn’t Rhonda. Rick, my older brother, starts to cry, too.

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20 Things A Gamer Shouldn’t Say in Bed

Tuesday, December 9, 2008
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20.) Mind blowing in the cartridge?
19.) I can’t wait to tell my clan about this.
18.) Is that a trance vibrator in your pocket?
17.) It’s not my fault the controls are broken.
16.) A, B, A, C, A, B, B
15.) I haven’t had this much fun since Goemon came stateside.
14.) “More like ten shitloads.”
13.) Finishing the main quest.
12.) I’m about to display some blast processing.
11.) Don’t you hate grinding.
10.) Achievement unlocked: “Virgin 2.0”
9.) Zergling rush!
8.) Shh! My raid can still hear us!
7.) How do I invert your Y-axis?
6.) I call it “Active reloading.”
5.) Can you hold these flowers and call me ‘Cloud?’
4.) Tits or GTFO
3.) Green Wizard needs Boobs badly.
2.) That’s not a bug, it’s a feature
1.) First!