Great Court Cases in Video Game History
Thursday, 04/29/10

While most gamers are all too familiar with the Super Mario Bros., few remember the enigmatic Fantastic Steve Cousins. Accompanied by his cousin, Ralph, Fantastic Steve led players on a magical journey through the Sausage Fiefdom. When the Mario Bros. soared to fame a few years later, Fantastic Steve sued the plumber for stealing his act. Unfortunately, Fantastic Steve was found dead before the trial began, leading to further speculation on Mario’s involvement with La Cosa Nostra.

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20 Things A Gamer Shouldn’t Say in Bed

Tuesday, December 9, 2008
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20.) Mind blowing in the cartridge?
19.) I can’t wait to tell my clan about this.
18.) Is that a trance vibrator in your pocket?
17.) It’s not my fault the controls are broken.
16.) A, B, A, C, A, B, B
15.) I haven’t had this much fun since Goemon came stateside.
14.) “More like ten shitloads.”
13.) Finishing the main quest.
12.) I’m about to display some blast processing.
11.) Don’t you hate grinding.
10.) Achievement unlocked: “Virgin 2.0”
9.) Zergling rush!
8.) Shh! My raid can still hear us!
7.) How do I invert your Y-axis?
6.) I call it “Active reloading.”
5.) Can you hold these flowers and call me ‘Cloud?’
4.) Tits or GTFO
3.) Green Wizard needs Boobs badly.
2.) That’s not a bug, it’s a feature
1.) First!