6 Impromptu Get-togethers
Sunday, December 7, 2008
LIVE MALE SEEKS SUB FUN – 26 (USA)
PS3 Dom Seeks Console Agnostic for NSA
Fancy a FIFA Match? – 29 (UK)
Need friends to show off premium themes
Bloggers seek Games Editor for Friendship
EXT. SPA – GOLDEN HOUR
DANICA PATRICK, naked except for a clandestine white bath towel, sprawls on a massage table. BIG DADY, in a revealing tank top, lumbers above her, squeezing out a bottle of oil onto her back.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are tweeting in space. That’s right, after fifty long years of wasting taxpayer money on unnecessary hair cuts and fake moon landings, NASA has finally upgraded their technology, making it so astronauts can directly tweet and post pictures from way up on high. Doesn’t becoming an astronaut sound about twelve-trillion times better now? Be warned, though, looks can be deceiving.
LIVE MALE SEEKS SUB FUN – 26 (USA)
PS3 Dom Seeks Console Agnostic for NSA
Fancy a FIFA Match? – 29 (UK)
Need friends to show off premium themes
Bloggers seek Games Editor for Friendship
Your Pocket
The marbles from Marble Madness were last seen clacking around in… What do you mean they’re not there? You took them. I saw you take them! Shit. Check the couch cushions.
The bar ungulates with beautiful people Allen has yet to meet and, if not for the next 16 consecutive Tuesday nights in which he’ll play their personal cipher to the final season of LOST, he never would. That’s because they’re different than Allen. Jacob’s a cook and a college drop out. Zelda blogs at a gossip site down in Soho and says she’s never heard of the game she shares a name with – even though Allen brings it up every time they meet.
11:43 PM — A frazzled mother who had been in line for over an hour asked the two teenagers in place behind her to “save her place” while she “checked on her baby in the car.”
Diego Veracruz, the GameStop employee who handled Gregory’s account, said, “that was a bunch of lame old shit, anyway. I would be happy to get rid of it. Seriously, I mean, a Dreamcast? He expects to trade that in? Sure, I mean, I guess I’ve heard of it – in my grandmother’s encyclopedia.”
Onyxia’s Lair
Onyxia can’t believe people are bringing their pets in here.