Tank was at hospital last night punching car when puny survivors show up and set tank on fire. Maybe you no know, but fire hurt. Fire hurt bad. Why everyone try to set tank on fire, tank ask you. For wanting to punch car and mash brains between gigantic fingers? You no know tank. You no know his struggle.

You want to know why tank so mad? Tank mad because worldwide economic crisis.

Tank not always rip cement out of ground and throw at you. Tank once work at big office with paper and chair. Tank have diverse portfolio before infection. Tank always put money into tank’s savings. And now tank have tiny head and watch government flush tank’s retirement money down crapper.

Tank lose college savings for kids. But tank also punch kids to death.

IT ALL MAKE TANK SO ANGRY.

Tank no vote in election. Tank too busy writing ‘HELP’ on roof of building to vote. Tank no scared of much, but tank wary of big government, unless big government use helicopter to save tank when he stranded on roof. But that no happen.

Tank hear something. Puny humans?

No. Stupid Boomer.

(Sigh.)

Maybe he understand bailout.

- Tank