Without another word, he’s back at a new machine, and as we stared, confused, in his direction, we could make out his muttered “oh, the action is fast on this one” and “I haven’t played pinball since Rhonda got pregnant and ruined my life.” We looked at each other – Mom’s name isn’t Rhonda. Rick, my older brother, starts to cry, too.
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Holy shit, the new Modern Warfare 2 maps are going to be $15. $15 for idiots to lecture us, then teabag us. $15 for decreased Google-ability for our friend the Cod. At least it wasn’t $15 that mom spent on another copy of Modern Warfare: Reflex.
After a long day of phone calls and faxes, Hardcasual.net and Gamestop are proud to have reached an agreement on a revised sales description for Chrono Trigger DS.
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Carmen SanDiego spotted… wait a second… she was just right there… Goddammit. Cue the music.
If Nazis were like Charmanders, Nazi Zombies were like Charizards. They were bigger, and meaner and they breathed fire! ROOOOOOOARRRRRR!
No other instrument leads to as much self-destruction as the drum kit. Rock Band 3 ought to put a timer in the corner that slowly ticks towards zero, making it abundantly clear that from the moment the drummer sits down, it’s only a matter of time before Death comes to claim him.
“One more fight,” Aaron says, his gaze focused on the screen. The 3rd period of the game has begun. There are no points on the board, because they’ve been fighting the whole time. “But we’ll have to play more hockey,” Peter complains. “Just keep checking my dude,” Aaron says.
The Dragonblight, 3:44 GMT
While traversing across some of the most boring, desolate landscape he’d ever seen in his life, Gulthin Esperwind wondered whether it was time to give up the whole adventuring thing and go into his father’s business: flight mastering.